Squealing Rat
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Part of being there for yourself is being there for others.
Andres Max Salmeron
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Hey Google Voice users…voicemail transcription just got better, check out the punctuation in your messages! Let us know what you think!
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I am vengeance, I am the night, I am Batman!
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One always means more than one.
MS
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I miss the snow. Yes, I know the United States gets snow, but to my Canadian eye, American snow is like American health care: sporadic, unreliable and distributed unevenly among the population.
Tim Long
(via paultough)
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The truth is that laundry doesn’t have to be that difficult.
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That’s how you become great, man. Hang your balls out there!
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How can you Tim Ferriss your love life?
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A waiter approached the man studying the menu carefully at the fancy restaurant. “May I take your order, sir?” he asked. “Well, I was wondering how you prepare your chickens.” The man replied. “Oh, it’s nothing too special, sir,” the waiter confided. “We just tell them straight out that they’re going to die.
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The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
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In Japan, the first person to raise his voice loses the argument.
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Every time you’re diplomatic in the face of rudeness, you get a fist-bump from Buddha.
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It’s Really Convenient that Your Mom is a Nurse
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Learned a new word used in publishing - find the readers’ ‘wiffum’ (what’s in it for me?). Wiifm isn’t as catchy but sounds vaguely web 2.0.
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(Bright side of aging, example #5 of 5, RT @chrisblake:) You can use your cane like a light saber.